This series is about...
Gay sex.
Gay sex.
Gay sex.
Some plot.
Gay sex.
Gay sex.
A hint of a storyline.
Finally some lesbian sex!
And yay for lesbian sex!
And now we are back to more gay sex.
And don't forget the very bad acting.
And even more gay sex.
With lots and lots of hot, naked bodies.
And some supernatural mumbo jumbo stuff too.
And finally,
Even more gay sex.
And that about sums it up for Dante's Cove.
Watch the semi-porn series for mindless enjoyment.
Do not under any circumstances take this TV series seriously.
It's lots of fun and did I mention that there's lots of gay and lesbian sex and hot, naked bodies?
Oh, it's actual plot is about witches and magic and stuff like that.
Just don't worry what the show is about because it doesn't really matter.
I watch it for all the gayness and sex, and isn't that the whole point of TV anyway?
